*Hears noises at night*:
Well this is it, this is the end for me. I had a good life.
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*:
I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy shit!
*Heart is beating fast*:
I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
*A cop walks by*:
Here I go, about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone. I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time.
*Taking a test*:
Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
*Gets a sunburn*:
Skin cancer.
Posted:
Thu June 7th, 2012 at 4:44am
Originally posted by
24ribs.